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August 27th, 2002, 09:52 PM
#1
Inactive Member
Think about this:
a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (United States Department of Health and Human Services)
Then think about this:
a. The number of gun owners in the United States is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners are.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
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GBYA
Aahz
"Pass the ammunition"
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August 28th, 2002, 12:20 AM
#2
Inactive Member
Personally, I'm not worried about being shot accidentally. It's the whackos and psychos who scare me!
Please don't take that to mean I'm one of them there bleeding heart liberals who want to ban guns.
Nor am I a "God Bless Charlton Heston, Guns for Everybody No Questions Asked" Dillweed.
Evil aliens with PROBES- that's another story!
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August 28th, 2002, 12:48 AM
#3
Inactive Member
I'm all for the right to bear arms...hell, we have a stocked gun cabinet in our house LOL!!!
(And yes, it is kept locked and the guns are unloaded)
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August 28th, 2002, 12:59 AM
#4
Inactive Member
Aahz writes....As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.... Good one Aahz...rofl....
Those are alarming stats.... Pass the ammo lol
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August 28th, 2002, 01:14 AM
#5
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What's all this about bear arms? Do bears have arms? I thought they were four-LEGGED. Do the front legs count as arms? Can bears hold a gun? Wouldn't that be dangerous? I mean bears are dangerous enough without giving them guns. And shouldn't we also give guns to the zebras and wildebeest, so they can protect themselves from the lions? Why am I rambling like this? Could it be the dope? Should people on dope be allowed to carry guns? What if they run into an armed bear? Did you know that the original title of the Beatles movie "HELP!" was "EIGHT ARMS TO HOLD YOU"? Should Beatles be allowed to carry guns? What about all the other insects? Am I ever going to stop all this nonsense? I'll give up my nonsense when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!
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August 28th, 2002, 01:50 AM
#6
Inactive Member
[img]eek.gif[/img] ROFLMAO!! Arkon, pass some of that dope this way!!!
I'm all for the right to bear arms!! We've got a guncabinet full and pistols placed in areas where we can grab one if needed!! Also have a gun by the door!! No kids around, so you bet that sucker stays loaded!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
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August 28th, 2002, 04:27 AM
#7
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ONLY GUN'S WE HAVE ARE BB GUNS! I FIGURE IF SOME TRIED TO BREAK IN AT NIGHT, THE SHEER HORROR OF SEEING MY HUSBAND AND ME NAKED, HOLDING A BB GUN WOULD BE ENOUGH TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ANYONE!!!!!!!!! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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August 28th, 2002, 08:16 AM
#8
Inactive Member
LMAO!!!!
I?m not against the right to bare arms! I?m just glad that nobody here has guns. If I saw a person holding a gun (other than while hunting, in the army or target practise) I would have a heart attack and die. lol. I don?t think we really need the protection, yet. Anyone know how it is in England?
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August 28th, 2002, 09:31 AM
#9
Inactive Member
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Shiva:
LMAO!!!!
Anyone know how it is in England?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maria..... They gave away all thir rights to have guns... IDIOTS!! Now the only ones who have them are the bad guys.. People who compete in shooting (olympics)... Have to go outside the country to do so.... so I've read.... really sad
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August 28th, 2002, 10:41 AM
#10
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[img]biggrin.gif[/img] ROFLMAO @ Lori!!! Ya damn nutter!!! Teehehehehehehe!!! I think any man that broke in on me would die from sheer horror of me standing there with a pistol!! I'd be so damn wild-eyed, they'd know they's either fixin to get a hole blowed in em, or better take another route!! Teehehehehehe!!!
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